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In addition to spousal support and a share of her husband’s Hollywood earnings, Robyn Gibson is seeking jewelry in the divorce settlement. However, Mel Gibson filed a response in which he said he would not give up his Hitler-Gibson BFF Diamond nameplate.

What was the working title for Mel Gibson's movie ''The Patriot?''
''Braveheart II: Men in Pants''

Mel Gibson is calling Jewish leaders personally to apologize for his anti-Semitic comments. I still don't think he gets it. He started one call by saying, "Hello, is Hymie the Hooknose home?"

Rob Schneider has pledged to never work with Mel Gibson because of his recent anti-semetic remarks...How is Deuce Bigalow 3: Israeli Gigalow going to be understood without the collaboration of Mel Gibson?

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.

"First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead."

The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?"

"Well, no," the Producer responds, "we got Marvin Gibson, he's a distant cousin who lives in Queens, but he's very up and coming. And besides, we've also got Redford."

"You got Robert Redford?" the director asks.

"No, we got Jeremy Redford, but he's very talented and has lots of acting experience from years of dinner theater. But," he says enthusiastically, " we've got Streisand and in a singing role."

"Barbara Streisand?" he asks.

"No, Elizabeth Streisand." The Producer responds. "But she's got a great voice. AND we've got more...

Gibson said he would consider unretiring if there's a job opening at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings.

Here's what some of the rich and famous are saying about Mel Gibson's alleged anti-semitic remarks:

"That's nothing. He called me Kunta the whole time we were working together."

- Danny Glover, actor

"I don't believe it. Braveheart would never say such things. Stop lying about Braveheart."

- President George W. Bush

"Who's Andy Messem... Messemitic?"

- Anna Nicole Smith, TrimSpa spokeswoman

"Mel Gibson gives a bad name to actors and substance-abusers."

- Kelsey Grammar, sitcom star

"Whatever. He's like not hot anymore anyway."

- Paris Hilton, heiress and reality show personality

"Many people celebrate Hannukah, like Sandy Kou-fax, but many people don't, especially'Mad Max.'"

- Adam Sandler, comedian/musician