Gibson Jokes

Mel Gibson blasts Iraq war. Says not enough Jews being killed.

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.
"First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead."
The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?"
"Well, no," the Producer responds, "we got Marvin Gibson, he's a distant cousin who lives in Queens, but he's very up and coming. And besides, we've also got Redford."
"You got Robert Redford?" the director asks.
"No, we got Jeremy Redford, but he's very talented and has lots of acting experience from years of dinner theater. But," he says enthusiastically, " we've got Streisand and in a singing role."
"Barbara Streisand?" he asks.
"No, Elizabeth Streisand." The Producer responds. "But she's got a great voice. AND we've got Goulet."
"You got Robert more...

Weeks after Mel Gibson's arrest and alleged anti-semetic tirade, local movie fan Josh Rosenberg still admits to enjoying the actor/director's body of work. "I mean yeah, at first it was like, screw that guy, but then I was stoned and watching TNT and Payback came on and I was like... oh hell yeah. I mean it sucks that he hates my people and all, but did you see when he drops that cigarette and blows up the car? dude..."

Gibson said he would consider unretiring if there's a job opening at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings.

Mel Gibson is calling Jewish leaders personally to apologize for his anti-Semitic comments. I still don't think he gets it. He started one call by saying, "Hello, is Hymie the Hooknose home?"