Geppetto Jokes

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    One day Pinocchio was moping around his home and his dad Geppetto said, "What's wrong Pinocchio?"

    Pinocchio: "Well every time me and my girlfriend has sex she gets splinters, what should i do?"

    Geppetto: "Well Pinocchio why don't you try sand paper?"

    The next day Geppetto says, "So did the sand paper help your girlfriend have sex?"

    Pinocchio: "Who needs a girlfriend when i have sand paper?"

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