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    Rejected State Mottos

    ALABAMA:
    Literacy Ain't Everything

    ARKANSAS:
    Exporters of Everything But Honesty

    CALIFORNIA:
    Se Habla Ingles

    FLORIDA:
    The Gunshine State

    GEORGIA:
    The Culture State: Jews and Negroes Allowed Since 1993

    INDIANA:
    Home of Dan Quayle

    KANSAS:
    Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole

    KENTUCKY:
    Tobacco is a Vegetable

    LOUISIANA:
    I Drink, Therefore I Am

    MARYLAND:
    We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!

    MINNESOTA:
    Land of 10,000 Lakes and a Lot of Really WHITE People

    MISSOURI:
    We're kinda to the west of Indiana and east of Kansas... and oh yeah we're right near Iowa!

    MONTANA:
    Only a few of us are nutbar freaks who build bombs and put them in the mail.

    NEW JERSEY:
    You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

    NEW YORK:
    People say we're ambivalent and more...

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