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The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke awayat once, eyes wide with alarm."Heavens," she cried, "it's my husband! Quick, jump out the window."The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward the window, then demurred. "I can't," he said, "we're on the thirteenth floor.""For heaven's sake," cried the young lady in exasperation,"is this a time to be superstitious?"

How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number?

There was a Jewish woman, and she had three sons, who were in their twenties. They were all at the point of getting married, and the oldest son was the first to get engaged. He confronted his mother with the good news.
"Mom- I just got engaged to the best woman in the world!"
"That's great Joel, is she a nice Jewish girl?"
"Well, she's nice, but she isn't Jewish.
"Oy. Okay son, tell me her name."
"Her name is Yummigucci. She's Japanese."
"Well, son, as long as you are happy, I wish you the best."
So her first son got married. Then her second oldest son came along telling her he was engaged, also.
"Mom! I'm engaged!"
"Wow, Eddy, I'm pleased for you! Is she a nice Jewish girl?
"Well, not exactly, she's Greek Orthodox."
"What's her name?"
"Krocapocalipessisi.
"Well, as long as she is good to you, I am happy for you."
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