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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.... that night. All three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said:' The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said,' You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.'
The mistress stated:' Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
The married one then said:' The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said,' Hey more...

I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg. .. eventually I broke it off.

What Did A Telephone Say To Another Telephone?
"Let's Get Engaged"

Two Frat Boys have sued Borat for their drunken appearance in his hit movie, in which they made racist and sexist comments on camera. The young men "engaged in behavior that they would have otherwise not engaged in," the lawsuit says.
Attempts were made to contact the frat boys, but a spokesman said they were currently busy attempting to initiate a new member by having him pour tabasco sauce over his pubes.

How that we are engaged I hope youll give me a ring. Of course. Whats your phone number?