Edgy Jokes

The new tattooed Barbie doll is too edgy for some parents. Because of the uproar, Mattell has halted production on the pierced clitoris Barbie.

Feeling edgy, a woman took a hot bath. Just as she got comfortable, the doorbell rang. She got out, wrapped herself in a towel, and went to the door.
A salesman wanted to know if she needed any brushes. She slammed the door in his face and returned to her bath.
The doorbell rang again. She got out, wrapped herself in a towel, slipped on a wet spot, and hit her back against the tub.
She struggled into her street clothes and, with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining her, the doctor said, "Nothing's broken. But you need to relax. Why don't you just go home and take a nice hot bath?"