Donate Jokes / Recent Jokes

"I am PSI.. .. PSI WAN."

"That PSI, That PSI, I do not like PSI WAN."
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"Do you like Green Backs in Spam?"

"I do not like them, PSI WAN,
I do not like Green Backs in Spam."
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"Would you like them in your box?
Will you donate your disk blocks?

"I would not like them in my box,
I will not donate my disk blocks!
I do not like Green Backs in Spam,
I do not like them, PSI WAN."
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"Do you want them in your news,
intermingled with your views?"

"I do not want them in my news;
you're way-off topic with your spews.
There is no place for them in my box,
do not dirty my disk blocks!
I really hate Green Backs in Spam,
I will not tolerate them, PSI WAN."
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"We can send them via mail,
electronic or even snail!"

"I bounce more...

A boy walked up to a man and asked, "Hey mister, wanna donate to the WE NEED HELP children's fund?" the man said, "No, but I will donate a pack of listerine bottles because I hope all of the kids' breath don't smell as bad as yours!"
(real life situation)

THE LAST WORDS OF THE THREE NUNS FROM THE CHURCH OF FREE CALIFORNIA Written by David Fowler 1 The sisters of the Church of Free California take a vow of silence for all the days of the month, save one. On that one day a month, the sisters are free to talk all day and as much of the night as they care to stay up. It is sad to report that it was temporary release from their vow of silence that led to the demise of three sisters in the San Bernardino Diocese. They got the day off together and it was their talking that got them killed. Just before the traffic accident, Hope, Faith, and Charity were riding in a car owned by the Diocese. Now the Church of Free California is poor and relies on donations for its needs. People do not donate new cars to the church. They don’t donate cars to the church that can be foisted off on someone teenager in lieu of having to buy a car for the kid. Those cars donated to the Church of Free California are the ones that can’t be sold after six months of more...