Coconut Jokes

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    Coconut & hurricane

    Hot 5 years ago

    -What did the hurricane say to the coconut?
    -Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

    Stranded

    Hot 3 years ago

    Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life- until the boat sank.

    He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies... Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

    After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

    "I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."

    "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."

    "O, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus more...

    Stranded Engineer

    Hot 2 years ago

    There was this male engineer, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself, he knew not how, swept up on the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be seen. No person, no supplies, nothing. The man looked around. There were some bananas and coconuts, but that was it. He was desperate, and forlorn, but decided to make the best of it. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice and mostly looked to the sea mightily for a ship to come to his rescue. One day, as he was lying on the beach stroking his beard and looking for a ship, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. Could it be true, was it a ship? No, from around the corner of the island came this rowboat. In it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, or at least seen in 4 more...

    As far as i know you get 2 different kinds of Toddy here.
    1. from coconut
    2. from a particular type of palm
    The toddy you get from coconut is tastes better. In some parts of kerala - like aleppy you get toddy in various flavours. I am not sure which all flavours since I never tried it personally.
    And and. ..
    You get toddy with various chemicals added. And they are known according to the chemical added to it. Ive read about the following varites. See these chemicals are injurious to health and God only knows what all are present in them. (these are illeagal chemicals.)
    1. Anamayakki (ana = elephant. mayakkam = sleep )
    it means something which make even an elephant sleep. (in malayalam) And there is a medicinal plant of the same name. Its said that even elephants avoid touching them as they are highly poisionous. I have seen this plant in an exibition.
    2. esho messiah ( means jesus christ)
    if u taste this you will sleep for 3 days and then more...

    He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life - that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, “Where did you come from? How did you get here? ”
    She replies, “I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank. ”
    “Amazing, ” he notes. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you. ”
    “Oh, this thing? ” explains the woman. “I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree. ”
    “But, where did you get the tools? ”
    “Oh, that was no problem, ” replied the woman. “On the south side more...

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