Cockney Jokes

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    This is what the Cockney alphabet looks like:
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    A for 'Orses ('ay for 'orses)
    B for Mutton (Beef or Mutton)
    C for Miles (see for miles)
    D for Ential (Differential)
    E for Brick ('Eave a Brick)
    F for Vessence (Effervescence)
    G for Get It (Gee, forget it!)
    H for Bless You (Aitsshfa! A sneeze)
    I for The Engine (Ivor the Engine)
    J for Oranges (Jaffa Oranges)
    K for Restaurant (Cafe or Restaurant)
    L for Leather ('Ell for Leather)
    M for Sis (Emphasis)
    N for Lope (Envelope)
    O for The Garden Wall (Over the Garden Wall)
    P for Relief (??)
    Q for a Bus (Queue for a Bus)
    R for Mo ('alf a Mo)
    S for Rantzen (Esther Rantzen)
    T for Two (Tea for Two)
    U for Me (You for Me)
    V for La France (Vive la France)
    W for the Winnings (Double you for the Winnings)
    X for Breakfast (Eggs for Breakfast)
    Y for Husband (Wife or Husband)
    Z for Wind (Zephyr Wind)

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