Clown Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it on and really scare you.
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act,
I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much."
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for more...
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?
A: “Does this taste funny to you? ”
Two cannibles are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this tast funny?"
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldnt fall asleep.
Two cannibles are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny?"