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    The 2 Bums!

    Hot 2 years ago

    A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her.
    Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
    The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half an hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
    The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the air.
    She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I more...

    Will work for food

    Hot 2 years ago

    A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out - caterer, band and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house. Guests arrive, and all is going well, with the children having a wonderful time. But, the clown has not shown up and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic and will probably not make the party at all. The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself. She happens to look out the window and sees one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does midair flips and leaps high in the air. She speaks to the other bum and says,' What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would more...

    A grandmother is giving a party for her young granddaughter and has gone all out by hiring a caterer and a clown. Just before the party starts, two derelicts show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them, the woman tells them that she will give them a meal if they will chop some wood out back.
    Grateful for the offer, they head to the rear of the house. The guests arrive and all is going well with the children having a wonderful time. Unfortunately, the clown hasn't shown up and eventually calls to say he's stuck in traffic and probably won't be able to make it to the party after all. Disappointed, the woman unsuccessfully attempts to entertain the children herself.
    She just happens to look out the window and notices one of the derelicts doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does mid-air flips, and leaps high in the air.
    She calls the other derelict over and says, ""What your friend is doing is absolutely more...

    A group of cannibals find a clown on their island and decide to roast him for dinner. As they were eating the clown one cannibal said to another "Does this clown taste funny to you?"

    A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her.Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half an hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the air.She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen more...

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