Bettin Jokes

(It's an oldie, but a goodie.)
There was this guy who went into a bar. He went up to
the bartender and said, "Bartender, are you a bettin' man?"
The bartender replied, "Certainly! I'm ALWAYS a bettin'
man!" To which the man said, "I'll bet you $50 that I can
lick my right eye."
The bartender thought about this a while
and finally agreed to the bet. The man reached up and pulled
out his glass right eye and licked it. The bartender groaned
and begrudgingly gave the man his $50 telling him to leave
his bar.
A week or so later, the same man appeared in the bar. He went
up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, are you still a bettin'
man?" The bartender replied, "Certainly! I told you I'm ALWAYS
a bettin' man!" To which the man said, "I'll bet you $100 that
I can bite my left eye."
Well, the bartender thought he had
him on this one! There was no more...