Autobiography Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man submitted an autobiography to a publisher. The publisher read the first 3 pages and said, ” I cant publish this book! Youre just writing a story about your car!
The man said, ” I know….. thats why they call it an auto-biography!! ”

Mr. Spears announced he will write an autobiography so people will have a better understanding of who he is. Federline will write the book as part of a Learning Annex class he's taking called, "Autobiography Writing For Talentless Douchebags With Nothing To Say."

What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.

...Bernie Madoff is writing his autobiography, a tell-all book about his life in the financial world....Book's title: "Bernie Madoff...American I-Con."