Alsation Jokes / Recent Jokes

Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!

Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!