Abcs Jokes

"now class say your abcs okay?"said mrs.jewls
little jimmy raises his hand
"yes jimmy?"asked mrs.jewls
"can i please go to the bathroom?"jimmy answered
" not untill u say your abcs"
"okay" said jimmy standing acwardly
" a-b-c-d-e-f-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-m-n-o...q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z"jimmy finished as he dartedfor the door
" wait were is the p?"asked mrs.jewls
" running down my pants" jimmy nervously stated as a yellow puddle formed

a kid raises his hand to go to the bathroom the teacher says recite the ABCs before going to the bathroom so he says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z the teacher then asks wheres the p so the boy replies in my pants

Where do children learn their ABCs? At LMN-tary school!