"Were is the p?" joke

"now class say your abcs okay?"said mrs.jewls
little jimmy raises his hand
"yes jimmy?"asked mrs.jewls
"can i please go to the bathroom?"jimmy answered
" not untill u say your abcs"
"okay" said jimmy standing acwardly
" a-b-c-d-e-f-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-m-n-o...q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z"jimmy finished as he dartedfor the door
" wait were is the p?"asked mrs.jewls
" running down my pants" jimmy nervously stated as a yellow puddle formed

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