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Hello out there all people of the world. This is Santa and I just
wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this
year. You see, after checking all the boxes and tallying them
up, I found some problems with the results.
The first result showed:
250, 576, 428, 534, 120 Good
250, 576, 428, 523, 119 Bad
While the second result showed:
250, 576, 428, 534, 118 Good
250, 576, 428, 523, 121 Bad
So you see, I can't, with good faith, go out and deliver presents
while knowing I could have made a mistake. Maybe Little Johnny
was good for once, then again, maybe not.
So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the Mrs. To help
do a recount. We hope to have this finished up by 5pm on the 24th
of December, but there is a possibility that it might take longer.
You see the tally cards were not quite clear to me, although I
made them myself. I forgot what they meant.
You know, Good... and more...