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    Hello, From Santa

    Hello out there all people of the world. This is Santa and I just
    wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this
    year. You see, after checking all the boxes and tallying them
    up, I found some problems with the results.
    The first result showed:
    250, 576, 428, 534, 120 Good
    250, 576, 428, 523, 119 Bad
    While the second result showed:
    250, 576, 428, 534, 118 Good
    250, 576, 428, 523, 121 Bad
    So you see, I can't, with good faith, go out and deliver presents
    while knowing I could have made a mistake. Maybe Little Johnny
    was good for once, then again, maybe not.
    So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the Mrs. To help
    do a recount. We hope to have this finished up by 5pm on the 24th
    of December, but there is a possibility that it might take longer.
    You see the tally cards were not quite clear to me, although I
    made them myself. I forgot what they meant.
    You know, Good... and more...

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