"fat" joke

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I told my wife her belly was too big.
She said, "That's a bit below the belt."
"Exactly." I said.

I said to my Doctor, "I've become a can of deodorant."

He said, "Are you sure?"

I replied, "No, I'm Lynx."

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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