"Yo Momma and the mirror" joke
Your momma is so stupid and ugly she looked in a mirror and said "get out of my house you slut!"
your momma is so ugly she had to trick or treat by the telephone
Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans.
your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill
Your momma reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, throwen down a gutter and comes back for more.
your mom is so stupid when she thought a quarter back was a refund