"Would You Remarry?" joke
"Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" a wife asked her husband.
"After a considerable period of grieving, I suppose I would," replied the husband. "We do all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?" asked the wife.
"Well, it has cost us a lot of money to get the house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of the house so, yes, I suppose she would," the husband replied.
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
"Well, dear, the bed is brand new and it was very expensive. It's going to last a long time so, yes, I guess she would," answered the husband.
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" the wife inquired.
"Oh, no," the husband replied, "she's left-handed!"
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