"Worm jokes" joke

What`s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A maggot with attitude!

Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren`t that bright!

What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
Very big worm holes in your garden!

What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm!

What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It`s been nice gnawing you!

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!

What did the maggot say to another?
What`s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death! What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!

What`s the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!