"Win a bet/Lose a bet" joke
A guy walks into a bar.He bets the bartender $150 that he could toss a half-dollar coin into a shot glass all the way on the other side of ther bar.The bartender takes the bet.
The guy tosses the coin and he misses.So he pays the bartender $150.
The same guy comes back the next day and he said to the bartender that that half-dollar coin was to big to fit in the shot glass.So the bartender said try it with a quarter.The bet is on $150 if he can toss the quater in the shott glass all the way on the other side of the room.He tosses the coin and he misses.So he pays the bartender.
So he starts to drink and drink and drink till he is WASTED! So he bets the bartender $300 double or nothing that he could PISS in the shot glass across the room.So he wipps out his penis and just starts pissing everywhere on the walls on the floor and even on the bartender.
So the bartender is on the ground laughing his nutts off and he says to the guy you are the biggest fool I have ever seen.The guy says NO YOU are the biggest fool I have ever seen I just bet this dude outside $100,000 that I could PISS all over your bar.
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