"Why is Sperm donations more EXPENSIVE than blood Donations?" joke
Why is sperm donations more EXPENSIVE than blood Donations?
Because its HANDMADE!!!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans.
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Your momma is so fat when you tell her she has something on her chin she asks which one
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet