"Why Asian Women Should Hang With Asian Men" joke
We know martial arts, and if we don't it still looks like we do. If you do a couple of kicks that aren't too pathetic, people will think you are a master. Good deterrent. We speak two languages. We can speak to you AND your parents. In other words, we can pucker up for you and your parents. Note: You must be the same Asian race for this to apply. We can use chopsticks. In Asian restaurants we can split kimchee for you with chopsticks. Try that with a fork and spoon. We can also play table drums for you with chopsticks. How romantic... We like the same music you do, all that new-wave/techno mixed and synthesized stuff. We are all gonna be rich doctors, engineers, and lawyers. That means only one thing for you, "Shopping, Shopping, and more Shopping." Wheee. We can be your geek on the street (We can help you with all your studying b/c we are naturally geniuses). Or we can be your stud in the pub (We can drink a lot and have that squinty eyed, drooping cig, drink in one hand, we are cool look that will make you want to sit with us). We know what Asian babes want. Our moms told us. Our hairstyles are low maintenance. We just need a bowl and scissors. We not only know all about American culture, we make a great looking couple. We are just as sensitive, understanding, and intelligent as the next American tough guy.
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