"What causes arthritis" joke
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a barstool next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis? ” “Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man. ” replied the priest “Well, I’ll be damned, ” the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. “I’m very sorry, I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis? ” the drunk replied “I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does. ”
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