"We have enough gun control" joke

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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

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Starfire99:More like terrib!e presidents control
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skate317boy:Your hairline go back to the revolution jk good joke
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