"We have enough gun control" joke

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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor said,' We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.'

The couples agreed and came more...

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No."
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

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Starfire99:More like terrib!e presidents control
skate317boy:Your hairline go back to the revolution jk good joke
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