"Various Quotes" joke

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her. "What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?"
Rodney Dangerfield
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her. "What's the matter, can't you cut it?"
John Wayne Bobbit
Sex drive: A physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage.
Robert Byrne
Sex drive: A physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at prison.
Mike Tyson
Sex drive: A physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends my marriage.
-Gunga Jim
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limit.
Unknown
The difference between kinky and perverted is... uh I don't know.
Richard Gere