"Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects" joke
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the storeIn hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so rightI just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of classEspecially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famishedBut now I'm fulfilled.. . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to passOur love has grown.. . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey.. . and you're a cutieI just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or cornySo, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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