"Three chiness men" joke

by Johney power

There were three Chinese men that came to Australia. One went to a footy game and learnt the phrase "ohh yeah!". The other goes to a bakery and learns "Knife and Fork". The third man went to an Opera and learns "mee mee mee mee meeso". One day all three men arrive at a crime scene. The cop turns around and asks who did this. The guy who went to the Opera said "mee mee mee mee mee mee". The cop says what weapon did u use and the other guy said "Knife and Fork" and the cop says your going to jail for murder and the other guy says "ohh yeah"!

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 Police, Chinese, Australia, Opera

Knock knock... cows

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Shhhhh!

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. more...

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Weight Loss Program

by Tats

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Mean/rude

Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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What is "it"?

Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one

Michael J. Fox has a short one

Madonna doesn't have one and

Bill Clinton uses his a lot

What is "it"?



A last name!

Now what were you thinking?

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jess:theres another one there is a kid who goes to a hearing aid store and all the kid heard in there was a guy saying yes to a hearing aid he wanted to buy the kid goes into a candy store and heard he stole my lollipop the kid goes into a fine dining restarunt and heard forks and knives forks and knives so the kid goes into a eletrical store and heard a commercial say plug it in plug it in finally the kid goes to a toy store store and heard a kid say in my little red car in my little red car the next day the kid answers his doorbell and its a cop the cop asked him if he has seen this poster or did the crime he said yes the cop said why did you do it the kid says because he stole my lollipop the cop says how did you do it the kid says with forks and knives forks and knives the cop was really angry and sad im now gonna have to pull my tazer out the kid says plug it in plug it in the cop says how are you going to escape from juvy the kid says in my little red car in my little red car
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