"The Rude Little Girl." joke

One day a little girl heard her big sister talk on the phone and she said bitch and barstards. The little girl asked her sister what bitches and barstards ment. She said Ladies and Gentlemen.
The next day she saw her mum putting on makeup she said SHIT! the little girl asked what shit ment. Her mum said Makeup.
The next day her dad was cooking a lobster and he said Fuck the little girl asked what that ment and he said cooking.
So one night her mum had a party and the little girl yelled out "Hello bitches and barstards, my mum has shit on her face and my dad is fucking a lobster."

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