"The Love Dress" joke
A few days after her daughter got married, a mother dropped by to visit her. When the mother knocked on the door, she was shocked to see her daughter answer it naked. "What on earth are you doing?" she asked her daughter.
"It's my LOVE dress, Mom," her daughter said. "Don't you like it?" "Perhaps I'll just come back in a couple of weeks when the honeymoon is over," the mother replied.
She returned in a couple of weeks and was shocked when again her daughter answered the door naked. "Now, what are you doing?" the mother asked.
"It's my LOVE dress, Mom. It keeps the marriage spicy," her daughter explained.
Later that night, the mother decided to try it herself. When her husband arrived home, he gave her a shocked look and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?"
"It's my LOVE dress, dear," she said. "What do you think of it?"
He thought long and hard and finally replied, "I think you should have ironed it!"
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