"The Chinese construction worker." joke

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A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese.
He says to the Irishman, "you're in charge of Sweeping, I want this whole area swept up before I get back".
He says to the Italian, "You're in charge of shoveling. I want that pile shoveled into the truck so they can haul it away."
He says to the Chinaman, "You're in charge of supplies. No make sure that all gets done before I get back."
Three hours later, he returns and none of the work is done. The Irishman says, "I couldnt find a broom. You left the Chinaman in charge of supplies and he disappeared." The Italian says "And I couldn't find a shovel".
So the forman starts walking and looking for the chinaman. Just then, the Chinaman jumps out from behind a pillar and screams "SUPPLIES!!"

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Diane Franklin:for some reason, this joke completely CMTFU!!!!! I literally laughed so hard I couldn't breathe & started choking. My husband then couldn't stop laughing, not because of the joke...he said it was stupid...but because of me laughing so hysterically at such a stupid joke. What can I say? Every now & then, jokes like these get me. And, I find myself more & more grateful the older I get. So, Thank You VERY MUCH to whomever contributed this joke.
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