"The Butler's Night Off" joke
Since the wealthy couple had plans to attend an evening ball and would be out until very late, they told their butler he could have the night off to do as he pleased.
The couple went to the ball and dinner. After a couple of hours, the wife told her husband she was terribly bored and preferred to go home and finish some work for the next day.
The husband told her to go ahead, but he would have to stay for a few more hours to meet some important business partners.
The wife left for home and when she arrived, she found their butler sprawled out on the couch watching television.
She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then, closer still. She moved forward and whispered in his ear, ""Take off my dress. Now take off my bra. Now remove my shoes and stockings. Now remove my garter belt and panties."
She then looked deep into his eyes and in a very stern voice, shouted, "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!"
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