"Steps" joke

Hot 1 year agoby justincider

OK, You're a woman, walking home alone. You suddenly notice you are being followed by a black man. What steps would you take?

Fucking long ones!

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on Beer".
Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
The wife looks at him with a smile and more...

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that more...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 78 vote(s). 72% are positive. 0 comment(s).