"Sex is like air" joke
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.
I wonder why a gynecologist leaves the room when women get undressed?