"If your feet smell and your nose" joke

Hot 2 years ago

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 28 vote(s). 64% are positive. 0 comment(s).