"If your feet smell and your nose" joke
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?