"If your feet smell and your nose" joke
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.