"School Collection 12" joke

A math joke
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn’t take algebra!

A history joke
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
She was trying to get ahead!

A history joke
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
Sat down!

A math joke
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!

What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
The juve-niles!