"Rivals" joke

There were two men who were rivals in everything they did - tennis, golf, swimming, everything. One day they decide to go skydiving together. High up over the earth, they jump out of a plane. After falling for about half a mile, the first man pulls the cord on his parachute, but his parachute doesn't open. His backup chute doesn't open either. The second man sees his friend falling to earth. He tears off both his parachutes and shouts, "So you want to race, huh? Okay, let's race!"

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