"R.E class" joke
There was a girl called mary and she was falling asleep in her R.E lesson, the teacher asked "mary who created the world?" the boy sitting behind her named Paul didn't want the class to get into trouble because mary was asleep and wouldn't answer the question so he jabbed her in the back with a pin and she cried "oh god!" and fell asleep again "very good mary!" the teacher said. Later, the teacher asked Mary "Who was the saviour of the world?" Paul jabbed mary with the pin again and she cried "jesus christ!!" and fell asleep again. Later the teacher wanted to test her knowledge and asked "Mary, what did eve say to adam after she had given birth to her 23rd baby?" Paul jabbed her in the back again and mary cried "if you stick that thing in me one more time i will snap it in half!!
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