"Pollocks and Sheep" joke

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Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.
Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."
So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.

A Russian, American, and Pollock are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.
The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.
He said, "the more...

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".And the Pollock said, "Hmm, more...

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him. He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost? ?!!". And the hooker replies,"25 dollars! !". And the Pollock said, more...

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

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Helena:Well, I am from Poland in elementary school we had Polish, Russian, Physics, Math, Chemistry, Biology with lab (microscopes), Geography, PE, Art, Polish education systemis the vbest in the word. What do say about that. I guess now smart Americans have Russian president that is funny. The laughing stock of the whole word
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