Pollock Jokes

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    One day an Italian and a Pollock were fishing on opposite sides of the same river, but the Italian guy was catching all of the fish.
    Eventually, the Pollock asks the Italian, "How do you get to the other side?"
    The Italian guy says, "I'll turn on my flashlight and you can walk across the beam."
    The Polish guy says, "Nice try... Just because I'm Polish doesn't mean that I'll fall for that. I'll get halfway across and you'll turn it off!"

    Q: how do you get a one arm pollock out of a tree? A: you wave at him

    A Russian, American, and Pollock are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.
    The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.
    He said, "the water in case I get thirsty."
    They said that's cool.
    The American and Pollock ask the Russian what he is going to take.
    He said, "the food in case I get hungry."
    They said that's cool.
    The American and the Russian ask the Pollock what he is going to take.
    He said, "the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

    Q: Why did the Pollock oil the brakes on his car? A: To stop them from sqeaking.

    Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
    The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.
    Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."
    So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.

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