"Only in our Country ... (USA)" joke
... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance;
. .. Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink;
. .. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes right up front;
. .. Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and then top it all off with a DIET coke because they're concerned about their weight;
. .. Do banks leave the doors open and then chain the pens to the counter;
. .. Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage;
. .. Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have "call waiting" so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place;
. .. Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight;
. .. Do we use the word "Politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" (from Latin) means "many", and "tics", meaning blood-sucking pests.
. .. Do banks have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Not enough votes...