"(Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I`m a burglar and I ..." joke

(Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I`m a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy`s answering machine. If you give me your name and number I`ll... Uh, I`ll post it on the fridge where he`ll see it. Uh... By the way, where did you say you live?