"Never moon a werewolf." joke

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Never moon a werewolf.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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