"Mixed up" joke

Dan married an identical twin. Less then a year later he was in court filing for a divorce.

"Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said.

"Well, Your Honor," Dan stated, "every once in a while my sister-in-law would come for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical, sometimes I'd end up making love to her by mistake."

"Now, surely, there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.

"Exactly, Your Honor. That's why I want the divorce."

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