"Man and Socks" joke

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A man met his friend in a shopping centre. The friend had a look at his feet and asked, "Why are you wearing one red and one black sock"? The man paused for a moment then said, "I have married this stupid woman. She buys funny things. I have another pair like this at home".

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n:...a cold joke?
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SpoilerAlert:He calls his wife dumb but he can put the red and red together and same with black
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crazy_driver_78:must be a brittish joke. the misspelled word "centre"gives it away. what "colour" are those socks again?
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