"Lottery" joke

Hot 1 month ago

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Carving a canoe isn't that hard. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe.

It takes balls to be a transvestite.

Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
Fred:I am done
Funny Joke? 31 vote(s). 77% are positive. 1 comment(s).