"Lottery" joke

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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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