"Lottery" joke

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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and more...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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