Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
A man comes home to his wife and says
"Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"
And she goes " What should I Pack?
He goes " I Don't care, just pack and get out!"
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
a broke blonde is finding it hard to feed her children so she prays to god to let her win the lottery the next day nothing happens she prays again and then a white light appears and the voice of god says buy a lottery ticket
A Jewish couple won twenty-million dollars in the lottery.
They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury.
They bought a magnificent mansion estate in Southampton and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.
They then decided to have a butler and, wanting the best, they traveled to London to hire one. They found the perfect butler through an agency and brought him back
to their estate.
The day after his arrival, they instructed him to set up the dining room table for four, that they were inviting the Cohens to brunch.
The couple then left the house to do some shopping. When they returned, they found the table set for eight. They asked the butler why eight, when they had specifically instructed him to set the table for four. The butler replied, "The Cohens telephoned and said
they were bringing the Bagels and the Knishes."